مسجات و رسايل انجليزية مضحكة و جديدة

مسجات و رسايل انجليزية مضحكة و جديدة

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Funny Sms
مسجات و رسائل انجليزية مضحكة و جديدة

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant



Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1



What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.



What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.



A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering



How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.



Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.



If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

the sky is full of stars but the moon is you the earth is full of pepol but the best is you to for get you i will never do